Magic

She said she wanted a ‘magical’ night, so I fucked her then disappeared..

I prefer not to…

I prefer not to think before I speak… I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

A slutty girl i…

A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it… #eksemanet #semanet

Valentines Day

Sooooo it’s almost that time and you don’t have a valentine for Valentines Day? ……. So what!

There are people out there who don’t have mothers for Mothers Day, or fathers for Fathers Day, or a job for Workers Day, or they even locked up on Freedom Day… So pull yourself towards yourself, get the hell over yourself and buy a couple drinks and blowup doll.

#eksemanet

Words can only …

Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don’t play their game.

I once prayed t…

I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

Punctuation

Punctuation is important. Take commas for instance, they save lives. Such as in this example: “Let’s eat grandpa.” vs “Lets eat, grandpa”

Vacancy

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Constipation

I think I’m suffering from mental constipation…coz for the passed couple of days I haven’t given a shit..

SuperHero or SuperZero?

SuperHero or SuperZero?

Ever wonder why all the guys lifting weights at Gym can’t stop staring at themselves in front of the mirror? Also all the funny faces they pull when lifting the weights??… Almost as if they about to shit in their pants (0.o)

“L” is for Love baybee…pssssh…yeh right #superherofail #eksemanet