She said she wanted a ‘magical’ night, so I fucked her then disappeared..
I prefer not to think before I speak… I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
A slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it… #eksemanet #semanet
Sooooo it’s almost that time and you don’t have a valentine for Valentines Day? ……. So what!
There are people out there who don’t have mothers for Mothers Day, or fathers for Fathers Day, or a job for Workers Day, or they even locked up on Freedom Day… So pull yourself towards yourself, get the hell over yourself and buy a couple drinks and blowup doll.
Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don’t play their game.
I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
Punctuation is important. Take commas for instance, they save lives. Such as in this example: “Let’s eat grandpa.” vs “Lets eat, grandpa”
I think I’m suffering from mental constipation…coz for the passed couple of days I haven’t given a shit..