She said she wanted a ‘magical’ night, so I fucked her then disappeared..
I prefer not to think before I speak… I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don’t play their game.
I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
Punctuation is important. Take commas for instance, they save lives. Such as in this example: “Let’s eat grandpa.” vs “Lets eat, grandpa”