Magic

She said she wanted a ‘magical’ night, so I fucked her then disappeared..

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Valentines Day

Sooooo it’s almost that time and you don’t have a valentine for Valentines Day? ……. So what!

There are people out there who don’t have mothers for Mothers Day, or fathers for Fathers Day, or a job for Workers Day, or they even locked up on Freedom Day… So pull yourself towards yourself, get the hell over yourself and buy a couple drinks and blowup doll.

#eksemanet

Words can only …

Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don’t play their game.

I once prayed t…

I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

Punctuation

Punctuation is important. Take commas for instance, they save lives. Such as in this example: “Let’s eat grandpa.” vs “Lets eat, grandpa”

Vacancy

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